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Keith Griffith 

Keith received his Bachelors degree from the Penn State College of Engineering in 2021. Before that, he was raised in the African jungle by the gorilla Kala after his British family was shipwrecked there. His parents were unfortunately killed by the leopard Sabor. He eventually returned to civilization under the guidance of Professor Archimedes Q. Porter. (Keith has refused to write a bio).

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